The Golden Crap-ral

I thought I would blog about this for fun... Disgusting things that my dogs eat, we will start with the least disgusting to the most disgusting... in my opinion anyways

10. Dirt - I just think this is weird... wouldn't it make their mouth super dry?

9. Smelly socks - they smell, I guess that is what matters

8. Snotty Tissues - if they are in the bin they are going to be eaten

7. Used Underwear - they especially like it if there are some racing stripes (not in my underwear of course : )

6. Dead Lizard/Squirell/Possum/other small creatures - the more rotten they are the better they taste right?

5. Baby diapers- fresh or stale they eat them all

4.Barf - all flavors human/cat/other dogs - better going down the second time around

3. kitty poo- always a fresh supply in three easy to find locations (at least in this house)

2. kitty pee clumps - worse than kitty poo because it gets litter everywhere and then I can't deny what they have been doing

1. used pads and tampons- the all time worst thing that my dogs eat. This is an absolutely disgusting phenomenon that I will never understand. God help me every time I find a chewed up one of those lying around. EWWWWW.... not to mention most of the time it comes back up half-digested, and since they like barf they eat it again... and the cycle continues until I finally catch it and then I proceed to barf... which most of the time is in the toilet so my dogs can't eat that.

And then they want to give me kisses... I don't think so

Hope I grossed you out a little!